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A group of teenage jackals attempted to carjack DOGE staffer Edward Coristine, known in this neck of the woods as “Big Balls,” on Sunday in the nation’s capital. 

It was a savage attack and left Coristine bloodied. 

But that night Coristine earned his nickname, a moniker that comes with big responsibility. 

Ex-DOGE staffer nicknamed ‘Big Balls’ left bloodied after savage DC carjacking attempt by 10 juveniles

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