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How MMA Don Trump Rules America With ‘Monster Energy’

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11.06.2026

In case you haven’t been paying attention, there’s now a big sign over the White House proclaiming its “Monster Energy.”

In the images, the sign is visible, sandwiched between “UFC Freedom 250″ logos, with Trump’s tacky UFC arena looming in the background.

It could not be more on the money.

This administration has more Monster Energy than all 38 Godzilla movies combined.

Take just this week alone: We have watched as the president has admitted that he actually loves the inflation that is making groceries and gas less affordable for average Americans everywhere.

We have listened as Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security, Markwayne “Kung Fu Plumber” Mullin, announced he supported the active pogroms that led to immigrants being dragged from their homes and set on fire in Northern Ireland.

We’ve supported with our tax dollars U.S. attacks on facilities that provide drinking water in Iran and continued Israeli assaults on Lebanon that have left thousands dead.

We read in the New York Times about the lengths Trump’s inner circle have gone to hide the truth about the Epstein files and the president’s close ties to the notorious sex trafficker.

We saw online how Trump threatened massive attacks against Iran only to then TACO out of them, marking another moment that he has used terror as a negotiating tool to try to find a way out of his illegal, immoral and fruitless war.

We’ve learned that Trump’s DOGE budget cuts may have contributed to the spread of the deadly screw worm parasite among cattle at ranches in the southern U.S… and that Trump’s war........

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