Dad jokes are those wonderfully groan-worthy one-liners or puns that are so bad, they’re good. They’re often simple, wholesome, and intentionally cheesy—like something your dad would say to embarrass you in front of your friends.

Funny dad jokes

I used to be addicted to soap…
But I’m clean now.

Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.

I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Flop.

I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.
She said, “How do you know it was on its way to........

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