Mark Andrews takes a wry look at the week's news

So farewell Gregg Wallace, everyone's favourite celebrity cockney greengrocer, sacked by the BBC after an investigation into 50 separate allegations of 'improper conduct', including groping, flashing and offensive jokes.

I met the man once, and can honestly say that he did not grope me, show me his wotsit, or share any jokes, offensive or otherwise. He was rather rude to our photographer though.

Anyhow, in an example of information I would have preferred not to have received, a friend of Gregg's says he is unable to wear underpants because of his autism. I have to say, that's a new one on me, but with friends like that,, who needs enemies?

Still, I'm no expert on these things, and suppose I will have to take him at his word. But while that's the underpants malarkey out the way, perhaps Gregg - or one of his friends maybe -........

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