“Very successful trip of the Iranian President…”

“Why did he go to Lahore first?”

“Not for what you are thinking.”

“And what am I thinking!”

“That the Chief Minister of Punjab has graduated to receiving foreign dignitaries, or she is no longer a sophomore and is now a junior – see her tutor is now daddy and not Parveen Rashid…”

“Have you heard of defamation laws in this country!”

“One of the best in the world, I am told, but like others’ implementation has yet to start.”

“What the hell do you mean? They have been passed........

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