I really felt sorry for the three diverse presidents of the Ivy League, when jumped-up congress-critter Elise Stefanik (R-NY) humiliated them before the whole world for simply doing their jobs and reciting Sacred Narrative from the Book of Woke about antisemitism on campus. Did you know that, according to La Wik:

[Elise Stefanik's] parents own Premium Plywood Products, a wholesale plywood distributor based in Guilderland Center.

By what right -- what right! -- does the jumped-up daughter of jumped-up white immigrants from the Czech Republic and Italy get to humiliate the Grand Mistresses of the Order of the Knights of Marcuse? Did I get that right? Are the leaders of the Woke Order of the Knights of Marcuse Grand Priests or Grand Masters?

Anyway, as Marx would say, the noble ladies were caught, fair and square, in the "internal contradictions" of identity politics.

There they are, reciting fairy tales told by wokey mothers down the ages:

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the victim of them all?

Yes, dear noble college presidents. The victim du jour tends to change from day to day, from year to year. And your mission, if you accept it, is to keep the victims in rank order of oppression, every day: otherwise you lose your job.

My recommendation,........

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