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![]() Meghana IndurtiThe New Yorker : Daily Shouts |
Candy Crush, so that we may all have relationships with our mothers again.
There is a champagne tower, and then next to it a water-glass tower to remind you to hydrate.
Aristotle became Aristotle by sitting around for hours. Who knows what’ll happen if you stop moving and just think.
The universal rule is that as soon as you post someone’s face, that’s when the breakup happens.