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Trump’s To-Undo List

1. Cut FEMA flood budget. Make Bezos send wet places salad spinners to dry out stuff. 2. No more brown or yellow M&M’s. Low I.Q., emotionally...

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Patricia Marx

Day-Care-Parent Small Talk, Translated

Man, this parking lot sure is a nightmare, isn’t it?: I hit your car.

10.06.2025 10

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Eddie Small

Redditors: Immigrants Keep Kidnapping My Wife!!

​What to do about the human-trafficking illegal who absconds with my wife once a week and then drops her at home at dawn? Help!

09.06.2025 2

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Mike O’Brien

Dear Pepper: All the World’s a Life Stage

Banish the emptiness of not feeling useful, productive, directed.

05.06.2025 1

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Liana Finck

Why Do You Want to Be a Knight?

Keep in mind that we don’t get to pick which quests we go on, and most of them are pretty Jesus-y.

03.06.2025 8

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Roland High