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Lesser-Known Celebrity-Owned Alcohol Brands

Featuring Walton Goggins’s Weirdly Hot Jalapeño Tequila and Sydney Sweeney’s Pure White Rum.

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The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Evan Allgood

Automatic-Reply Text Messages

“Appreciate you reaching out. I will get back to you as soon as I figure out whose unsaved number this is.”

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The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Talib Babb

Effigies of Me

Would you like the standard, “classic” effigy of me, suitable for hanging from a tree limb or a scaffold? Or would you like the effigy of me that...

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Jack Handey

I’m the Woman Who Ruined the Workplace

“LOOK SHARP, BUTTHEADS!” I bellowed. “IT’S WOMAN TIME!”

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Ariel Dumas

Preliminary Sketches for the White House Renovation

The ballroom ceiling will feature a Sistine Chapel-inspired fresco, depicting traditional American heroes.

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The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Enrico Pinto