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Effigies of Me

Would you like the standard, “classic” effigy of me, suitable for hanging from a tree limb or a scaffold? Or would you like the effigy of me that...

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The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Jack Handey

I’m the Woman Who Ruined the Workplace

“LOOK SHARP, BUTTHEADS!” I bellowed. “IT’S WOMAN TIME!”

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Ariel Dumas

Preliminary Sketches for the White House Renovation

The ballroom ceiling will feature a Sistine Chapel-inspired fresco, depicting traditional American heroes.

13.11.2025 80

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Enrico Pinto

Just as You Feared—Life in Zohran Mamdani’s New York

At school, I wave goodbye to my son, but he doesn’t even look back, such is his hurry to get to the singing of the Soviet Anthem.

12.11.2025 40

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Charlie Dektar

I Bite Back

Though I cannot sue the people or entities that have wronged you, I BITE BACK, and you will owe me nothing until I bite.

10.11.2025 6

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Ian Frazier