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The New Yorker : Daily Shouts![]() |
1. Cut FEMA flood budget. Make Bezos send wet places salad spinners to dry out stuff. 2. No more brown or yellow M&M’s. Low I.Q., emotionally...
Man, this parking lot sure is a nightmare, isn’t it?: I hit your car.
What to do about the human-trafficking illegal who absconds with my wife once a week and then drops her at home at dawn? Help!
Banish the emptiness of not feeling useful, productive, directed.
Keep in mind that we don’t get to pick which quests we go on, and most of them are pretty Jesus-y.