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How to Make the Perfect Partner in 18 Easy A.I. Prompts

Generate yourself as a [age] [gender] who sounds like [parental figure or lost loved one] mixed with [favorite entertainer].

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Alexis Wilkinson

The Newest States in the U.S.A.

Bunly: State Nickname: The Creamy Leftovers State. State Motto: “Oops, I left it in Bunly.” State Gemstone: The humble pebble.

27.11.2025 1

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Max Wittert

Which of These Updated Health-Care Plans Is Right for You?

If the San Andreas Fault opens up, we’ll send Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson to help. Not to help you, specifically—he’ll just generally lend a hand in...

26.11.2025 6

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Eli Grober

The Turkey Trot Is for Wimps—Welcome to the Iron Turkey

If you manage to make it through the swim, and to peel off your starchy bathing suit, you’ll begin a hundred-and-twelve-mile uphill bike ride to...

25.11.2025 1

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Maeve Dunigan

Weak Female Lead

For some reason, I have been voted to be the leader of the uprising against Society in this dystopian Y.A. action movie, but I really just need to...

25.11.2025 1

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Jennifer Kim

Lesser-Known Celebrity-Owned Alcohol Brands

Featuring Walton Goggins’s Weirdly Hot Jalapeño Tequila and Sydney Sweeney’s Pure White Rum.

20.11.2025 2

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Evan Allgood