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Farid Alvie

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CLIFTONIA: NEWS OF THE WORLD (A PLAY IN ONE ACT)

What do chartered accountants, retired marketing executives, podcasters and ‘the Doland’ have in common? In the Republic

17.05.2026 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: FOREST TALES

A very secret fable about a very secret cave, very secret guests and the machinery behind world-changing events…

19.04.2026 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: BATTLESHIP INSOMNIA

The true believers of the Republic lie awake at night, tossing, turning and wondering what exactly their rockstar revolutionary

19.03.2026 40

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: ALL IS WELL

In the Republic of Cliftonia, peace is permanent, statistics are miraculous and anything missing from official records simply

22.02.2026 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE

As 2026 dawns, Cliftonia’s powerful celebrate a global shift in which the masks are off…

25.01.2026 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: CLIFTONIAN CREATIVITY

With 2025 coming to a close, we take a look at some of the best-selling works of fiction and poetry published in the Republic of

28.12.2025 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION

Cliftonia’s finest minds offer their wisdom on the Republic’s founding document…

30.11.2025 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: BRAVE NEW BOARDROOM

A spirited defence of Cliftonia’s ‘Right to Bear/Bare Arms’ takes an unexpected turn with a suggestion to use it in the corporate

02.11.2025 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: REQUIEM FOR A HERO

A glorious eulogy to Cliftonia’s premier fascist, whose toxic gospel — even when scrawled on toilet walls — shaped a generation

05.10.2025 20

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: The Road To Lisbonia (A Play In One Act)

A diplomat’s Tharoorish eloquence crashes against his wife’s singular demand: a summer in Lisbonia…

06.09.2025 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: AN AUGUST GIFT

From khaki-clad lawmakers to broccoli-hating children, the latest edition of Almanac Cliftonia leaves no stone unturned,

10.08.2025 40

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CLIFTONIA: BEAUTY AND THE BEASTIES

A review of National Icon and Hope Nazir Jr’s latest offering, an insightful new book that held the number one

13.07.2025 50

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: SEX, LIES AND PRESIDENTIAL FRIES

An exclusive peek into the private musings of Global Leader Extraordinaire, D. Drumpf…

15.06.2025 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: FANTASY NEWS

The Republic of Gangetica’s loudest news show host has his knives out, including for the Cliftonia Post

18.05.2025 40

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: BLOCKBUSTER COLLYWOOD

The spotlight is on the Republic of Cliftonia’s most anticipated silver screen offerings of the year, featuring messianic heroes

20.04.2025 50

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: THE BIG BOY BULLY

Excerpts from Rebecca de Chandio’s textbook for children detailing the virtues of the leader who is always a hero…

23.03.2025 40

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Farid Alvie