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Farid Alvie

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CLIFTONIA: REQUIEM FOR A HERO

A glorious eulogy to Cliftonia’s premier fascist, whose toxic gospel — even when scrawled on toilet walls — shaped a generation

05.10.2025 9

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: The Road To Lisbonia (A Play In One Act)

A diplomat’s Tharoorish eloquence crashes against his wife’s singular demand: a summer in Lisbonia…

06.09.2025 10

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: AN AUGUST GIFT

From khaki-clad lawmakers to broccoli-hating children, the latest edition of Almanac Cliftonia leaves no stone unturned,

10.08.2025 10

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: BEAUTY AND THE BEASTIES

A review of National Icon and Hope Nazir Jr’s latest offering, an insightful new book that held the number one

13.07.2025 20

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: SEX, LIES AND PRESIDENTIAL FRIES

An exclusive peek into the private musings of Global Leader Extraordinaire, D. Drumpf…

15.06.2025 10

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: FANTASY NEWS

The Republic of Gangetica’s loudest news show host has his knives out, including for the Cliftonia Post

18.05.2025 8

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: BLOCKBUSTER COLLYWOOD

The spotlight is on the Republic of Cliftonia’s most anticipated silver screen offerings of the year, featuring messianic heroes

20.04.2025 20

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: THE BIG BOY BULLY

Excerpts from Rebecca de Chandio’s textbook for children detailing the virtues of the leader who is always a hero…

23.03.2025 20

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: THE LAUNCH OF ELON’S MUSK

The House of Cliftonia introduces a perfume so powerful it drowns out activists, silences critics and fills rooms

23.02.2025 30

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY CLIFTONIANS

Brace yourself for Cliftonia’s mightiest superheroes — defenders of the wealthy, masters of evasion, and champions of nonsense

26.01.2025 10

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: PROJECTILE 2025

Come the new year, the guardians of the galaxy have decided to forge ahead with their decades-long, well-thought-out and gluten-free plan to...

29.12.2024 10

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: TAKING STOCK

National Icon&Hope Nazir Jr — supreme leader, cultist icon, moral compass, deluxe babydoll, social influencer: “It has been a year of revolution...

01.12.2024 3

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: THE PANTHER AND THE HYENA

It was a dark and stormy night. Everyone in Cliftonia was asleep. Except the animals. The wily fox was awake. The prickly hedgehog was awake. The...

06.10.2024 3

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: TO PORTUGAL WITH LOVE

Dear Diary, I am utterly despondent. Despondent with a capital DES! How can people even live here anymore? Everywhere I look, I see them. They have...

08.09.2024 3

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Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: WOKED!

Chapter One Once upon a time, eleven and a half million light years away from Gondwanaland, existed a republic that was full of experts. It was a...

11.08.2024 4

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Farid Alvie