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A glorious eulogy to Cliftonia’s premier fascist, whose toxic gospel — even when scrawled on toilet walls — shaped a generation

A diplomat’s Tharoorish eloquence crashes against his wife’s singular demand: a summer in Lisbonia…

From khaki-clad lawmakers to broccoli-hating children, the latest edition of Almanac Cliftonia leaves no stone unturned,

A review of National Icon and Hope Nazir Jr’s latest offering, an insightful new book that held the number one

An exclusive peek into the private musings of Global Leader Extraordinaire, D. Drumpf…

The Republic of Gangetica’s loudest news show host has his knives out, including for the Cliftonia Post

The spotlight is on the Republic of Cliftonia’s most anticipated silver screen offerings of the year, featuring messianic heroes

Excerpts from Rebecca de Chandio’s textbook for children detailing the virtues of the leader who is always a hero…

The House of Cliftonia introduces a perfume so powerful it drowns out activists, silences critics and fills rooms

Brace yourself for Cliftonia’s mightiest superheroes — defenders of the wealthy, masters of evasion, and champions of nonsense

Come the new year, the guardians of the galaxy have decided to forge ahead with their decades-long, well-thought-out and gluten-free plan to...

National Icon&Hope Nazir Jr — supreme leader, cultist icon, moral compass, deluxe babydoll, social influencer: “It has been a year of revolution...

It was a dark and stormy night. Everyone in Cliftonia was asleep. Except the animals. The wily fox was awake. The prickly hedgehog was awake. The...

Dear Diary, I am utterly despondent. Despondent with a capital DES! How can people even live here anymore? Everywhere I look, I see them. They have...

Chapter One Once upon a time, eleven and a half million light years away from Gondwanaland, existed a republic that was full of experts. It was a...
