Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. 

Today’s newsletter is late because I was in southeastern Missouri hunting snow geese yesterday, and my flight home didn’t have WiFi. 

Our hunting guide, by the way, referred to the Super Bowl halftime as the “bad rabbit show.” 

He’s probably treating it with the un-seriousness it deserves. Now watch me write this soap-boxy screed anyway … 

FALLEN GLORY

The Super Bowl halftime show was actually VERY CONSERVATIVE, y’all … 

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Still here? 

I hope you know by now that I’m being facetious. But that was the sincere take from a number of mainstream commentators. 

Our beloved Washington Post, which was on the receiving end of my skewering last week, published an article claiming Bad Bunny’s halftime performance celebrated “wholesome, traditional family values.”

Yeah, I still don’t feel bad that hundreds of them got fired. 

Kim Iversen, a Rumble host, mocked conservatives who took issue with the show, pointing out that a couple got legally married in the middle of the performance. 

The song leading into the wedding has lyrics about getting oral sex from a flight attendant, smoking weed, and going to the strip club. Romantic. 

I guess we could get super excited about a Super Bowl wedding, but then I feel like I’d have to celebrate Disney adult weddings — and I will just never be about that. 

(By the way, the groom is a nurse. If you read Unfit to Print last week, you know what I’m talking about). 

Anyway, a........

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