Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Herman the Parakeet.

From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

Welcome to the show. Ya know when I was a little kid, my old man was always snappin’ pictures of me and my sister. He’d shout, “Look at the birdie, Tommy. Look at the birdie, Heidi.” What birdie? He just pulled words out of his rear. But one year, we had a family portrait done at a studio. The photographer had a long stick with a fake bird on it. Well, the dang thing fell off the stick onto the floor. He kept sayin’, “Look at the birdie. Look at the birdie.” So, I ran to the bird and stared at it. The photographer was annoyed and told me that I........

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