The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (May 23-29)

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.

True love is waiting in a drive thru line for 23 minutes so your teenage daughter can get some drink called a pink mermaid fizz with coconut cold foam.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 25, 2026

True love is waiting in a drive thru line for 23 minutes so your........

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