Poor Pistol and Boo.

If only they’d disguised themselves as cows. Maybe mad cows.

You may recall the border-busting adventures of Pistol and Boo, pet puppies of Amber Heard, who in those carefree, pre-bitter-divorce days was still on jet-setting terms with Hollywood’s Johnny Depp.

The cute little doggies shot to international fame in 2015 when Heard and Depp smuggled them into Australia, thus offending our famously strict quarantine laws.

Pistol and Boo, detained and deported for border-busting.

The plight of the two Yorkshire terriers went stratospheric when Australia’s customs and agriculture minister of the time, Barnaby Joyce, threatened to have Pistol and Boo shot if they weren’t led back to Depp’s plane and deported forthwith.

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