I’m offering my services to write new books for the Ozempic generation
I’m offering my services to write new books for the Ozempic generation
July 10, 2026 — 4:00pm
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Apparently, the new weight-loss drugs reduce your appetite for pretty much everything. What hasn’t been noted is the opportunity this presents for the publishing industry – with a new generation of bestselling cookbooks, sex manuals, wine bibles and restaurant guides.
The Ozempic CookbookWhat an innovation! A cookbook aimed at those no longer interested in cooking.
Roast Chicken. Serves 4. Preheat oven to 180 degrees and cook the chicken for 90 minutes. Throw the chicken in the bin. Serve dry crackers to guests, as they enjoy the heady aroma of the cooked chook. With a recipe this well-matched to your guests’ appetites, you’ll have everyone coming back for a second cracker.
Lamb Chops with Fresh Rosemary. Serves 6. Preparation time: 3 seconds. Go to the supermarket and buy fresh rosemary. Don’t worry about the chops, no one will be able to face them. Distribute the rosemary among your guests, suggesting they rub the leaves between their fingers. Yum! It’s like a trip to the Greek islands!
Protein Powder Surprise. Serves 60. Perfect for a large cocktail party in which most of the guests are on Ozempic. After a few months on the drug, many will have a protein........
