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The Viral Gluck Gluck 9000 Male Masturbator Just Got an Insane Price Drop

How to cop the masturbator that’s dominating podcasts and your group chat.

By Gigi Fong | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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If you’ve never experienced a mouth or sex toy that can gluck-gluck, we’re so sorry. But also, you’re in luck because the Gluck Gluck 9000 is on a 57% off sale right now. 

Quick rundown if you’re unfamiliar: the term gluck gluck went viral years ago across the interwebs for being the perfect technique for giving head. Remember the grapefruit lady who taught the internet how to suck dick with a grapefruit? Two hands, suction from the mouth, and twist as you service your lover? No? Well, all you need to know is that when you hear that sound, there’s a very wet, sensual head........

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