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The Best Sex Toys for Women Who Are Tired of Mediocre Orgasms

I tested the best sex toys on the market in the name of journalism.

By Gigi Fong | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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So, you’re wondering which toys are so good that the toy expert uses them? Well, I’m a firm believer in outsourcing when you need to – but my orgasms are kept in house. Why? There’s nothing worse than a bomb orgasm attached to a shitty lover, so my best eater is always a sex toy.

Each of these products has been tested both inside and outside the bedroom, from the wild outdoors to the airport bathroom, car, my house, my lovers’ houses, and beyond. (I’m an exhibitionist). I’ve also tested a few of these in comparison to their competitors (yes, all 30 of the latest clit suckers, too). So these options are not only my favorite, but the best for seasoned toy users, IMO. For example, the Wand chosen below was tested among 6 others from 5 different brands. Testing the clit suckers alone has been an adulthood-long experiment with my current fav remaining in my bedside drawer for 6 years now. That means that no newer models have come close.

THE BEST TOYS at a glance

Best Overall: Bellesa Thrust

Rookie-Friendly: CalExotics Bounding Bunny

Fav Eater: Lovehoney Rose

Worth the Splurge: Playboy Pleasure’s On Repeat

For 2 Holes In 1: Playboy Pleasure’s Jewels Double Glass Dildo

Most Innovative: Satisfyer Pro 2

Wand Lovers Will Appreciate: Le Wand Submersible

If you’re a toy newbie, don’t worry, I included the best styles for new toy users, too! Your first toy is probably not going to be an expensive ass vibrator with 80 functions. Instead of going in and buying a $200 vibe, maybe start small with a classic bunny rabbit vibrator that’s very slim (so it’s not hard to… take), or a cheap clit suction toy. Starting off with small investments allows you to try things without breaking the bank. If you know you can take a good… loving… you’ll enjoy this article, too.

Things to Know Before Buying

Now, for some quick science: Most women nut from one (or more) of these three ways: clitoral pleasure, penetrative pleasure, or both. To make sure we get you off, I’ve included a few “2-in-1” -esque options at varying price points and capabilities. Here’s your cheat sheet.

Dual stimulation typically means it stimulates your clit and penetrates you, at the same damn time. Clit suckers are solely going to give you a clit orgasm. If that leaves you wondering how you’ll get strokes in, opt for a glass dildo or vibrator with a shaft.

Keep reading for the best toys in my bedroom, and whether you should cop them, too…

Best Overall: Bellesa Thrust

Remember when a sex toy had me on my hands and knees? This was the one. (Would’ve been embarrassing if the nut wasn’t so mind-blowing). If you have a sensitive vagina or prefer gentle vibes, this isn’t for you. Bellesa’s Thrust has truly earned the name because it takes the intro bunny rabbit vibrator and turns every feature up a notch.

First off, the thickness is an ode to thick dick lovers worldwide. Soft to the touch, it makes taking Thrust a bit easier, but this will definitely require lube and lots of foreplay. It’s a dual stimulator, so it will please your G-spot and clit simultaneously, except the clit stimulation feels more full than other bunny’s that very lightly tap the clit. If you’re a girl who like a little clit sucker orgasm, this doesn’t suck on the clit, it massages. Personally, its a nice touch given........

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