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This week behind the paywall: we got a man with a full outfit made of Metrocards before GTA 6.

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On August 27, a piece of video content arrived like a harbinger of certain doom. Rockstar Games released their 26-minute extended look at Grand Theft Auto VI—which, before you all rush to ask, is loggable on Letterboxd—and promptly obliterated any remaining hope I had of society “progressing.” Don’t get me wrong, the game looks incredible. As many have noted with a stoic sense of acceptance, the immersive world—whose map is three times bigger than Red Dead Redemption 2—is already destined to destroy hobbies, gym routines, and marriages worldwide, like another pandemic that exclusively targets households containing at least one light up keyboard. However, the loudest response by far came, as it typically does, from the terminally online and pornsick.

Almost as soon as the extended look dropped, fans descended like seagulls at Brighton Beach scavenging for a glimpse of........

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