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Ice-cream and opioids and synthetic buttholes, oh my!

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What do you say when your close friend of 25 years asks you to do stuff to their butt? 

This week, the legendary Chris Nieratko returns to VICE with his fabled SKINEMA column, and the first installment navigates this very question… sort of. At some point in the decade-plus he’s been away, Chris picked up a part-time job as “producer, director, lighting tech, sound engineer, camera operator, screenwriter, PA, and squirt-mopper” for one of his best friends, the porn star and Burning Angel founder Joanna Angel. They’ve both been navigating “brutal divorces,” and so now, on Thursdays, Chris goes over to Joanna’s house and helps her work through the latest hoard of custom requests she has received through OnlyFans, like any good friend would.

Then one day she surprised him by saying, “I want you to fuck my ass, Chris.” She meant her signature........

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