Hey there, America. How are you doing? I'm just checking in because, well, you seem a little down.

Maybe it's seasonal affective disorder from a long winter of snow and ice. Or maybe it's a different kind of ICE. Like the one you told the pollsters about less than a week ago? About how 50% of you don't like Immigration and Customs Enforcement, to the point that you want to abolish it? (If it makes you feel any better, the mean lady who shot her dog is going away.)

It actually looks like you've been........

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