“Moshe, did you know that liberal American Jews are stuck in a quagmire?”

“Are you talking about the pervert on Family Guy?” Mordechai asked.

“No,” Moshe replied with a laugh.

“Then are you talking about the expression the media used during the Vietnam War, when they kept saying, ‘America is stuck in a quagmire in Vietnam’?”

“Exactly. That’s the one. I’m talking about liberal American Jews who feel trapped without a........

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