Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup—Day 5
In the words of the redoubtable Nelson Muntz of “The Simpsons:” “Ha ha.” To the highly-vaunted Spanish squad, the consensus favorite to win the whole paella: “Ha ha.” To Palestinian flag waving wünderkind Lamine Yamal: “Ha ha.” To Spanish prime minister Pedro Sanchez and his unflagging detestation of all things Israeli: “Ha ha.” All hail Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha, as the unheralded Blue Sharks tied La Roja nil-nil and sent shockwaves across the footballing world. For non-soccer fans, a scoreless match might be considered a complete snoozefest. This was not the case here, as the #64th ranked team in the world, featuring a 40-year-old keeper, stymied the #3 ranked squad and sent them into new depths of existential frustration. Ha........
