Adios, Paraguay, auf wiedersehen, adieu.

The Albiroja had a magnificent run through the World Cup, but it came crashing to an end against France.  The Paraguayans featured a stout defense and displayed great alacrity in the use of Latin American “dark arts” on the soccer pitch to irritate their Gallic opponents.  Still, the French are simply too good to be denied a score over ninety minutes, which they managed to tally by way of a penalty kick.  Also, Paraguay failed to comply with the principle of many soccer know-it-alls which holds that if one wants to win a match, one must score some goals.

Paraguay’s demise leaves only three teams favored by the Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup (ZGWC) remaining in the contest:  Argentina, Colombia, and the United States.  To further........

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