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Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup—Day 20

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Quoth The Rolling Stones: “You can’t always get what you want, but, sometimes, you just might find you get what you need.”

Per the Zionist’s Guide to the World Cup (ZGWC):  “And, sometimes, you don’t even get that.”

Such was the case with yesterday’s action in the World Cup. Each team the ZGWC favored went down in flames.

The conflagration began with the Norway-Ivory Coast match. Les Elephants had performed admirably so far in the tournament, and it was hoped that they would knock off the high-flying Norwegians and their energized fans. If only they had shown such national elan in the spring and summer of 1940 when it actually might have mattered. In any event, the Norwegians broke through before halftime after Ivory Coast had controlled most of the match until that time. Ivory Coast tied the match with about twenty minutes to go before full time. The Norwegians, specifically Erling Haaland, were not to be denied. In the 86th minute, he received a well-executed cross from Patrick Berg and buried with a rather lackadaisical........

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