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Until the day he walked into a pair of House committees and looked like a lost little boy who couldn’t remember where he left his cookies, Robert Mueller was the strongest, toughest, smartest man who had ever lived. He was the Chuck Norris of Albert Einsteins.

If you don’t remember the way the news media talked about Mueller, go back and read this NBC News story from March 23, 2019. It’s a long swoon in prose form from a reporter who clearly thought, like most journalists, that Mueller was a dreamboat, and please do note that the opening paragraph praises the man’s amazing hair. Mueller “isn’t someone you want to be on the wrong side of.” He was “probably America’s straightest arrow, very by-the-book, very professional.” He demanded that others live by his example, demonstrating “integrity, patience and humility.” Did Robert Mueller walk on water? He probably could have, but he was just too modest to even bother to try.

Because Mueller was so tough and strong and smart and handsome and amazing and glorious and brilliant and wonderful, Mean Orange Man was doomed. This theme was everywhere all the time. Sample Newsweek story: “Donald Trump Knows Walls Are Closing In As Mueller Report Looms, Ex-Presidential Adviser Says.” There was just no way a towering figure like Mueller could investigate someone without delivering a brutal and inevitable justice. Mueller is going after Trump, so Trump is done. We heard a couple years of this, daily.

And then Mueller testified before those House committees, and he was a pathetic human........

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