A friend called me the other day. She sounded a little strange. She told me she had searched my name online and found it sitting on some inappropriate websites, right next to my job title, as if somebody had planted it there on purpose. Of course, somebody had.

Let's replay the day of that "somebody" who did this. Flash through his morning: he woke up, he ate, and he had a whole world of things he could have done with his hours. And out of every option on this earth, he chose to sit down and type a woman's name into that desperate URL. That was his flex. That was his contribution to the world that morning.

I mean somewhere, a man is curing diseases and building companies, and this one is busy gluing a woman's name to garbage and calling it a victory. What a genius! Did he call his mother and tell her, "Look, Ammi, I attacked a woman who never even knew my name"?

And what's funny?........

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