What do I want for Christmas this year? A different mayor-elect
Too bad Election Day isn’t held Dec. 25. Seeing what we got, maybe we could’ve exchanged him for something else.
And if you think it’s just the thought that counts — lots of luck. Just try sending someone a nice Christmas gift COD.
Listen, any ho-ho-ing dude who drops into my house only one day a year and doesn’t want to drink, eat or stay over could be my friend for life.
December and politicians are all about unloading tubs-full of money. It’s called a deficit. We peons do it and it’s called Christmas shopping.
Not all get invited to the White House holiday. I’m hearing Comey couldn’t get his ego down the chimney.
Weeks before Santa and all through each house —........





















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