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Everything is open in today’s world — and relationships aren’t safe either

Eye on domestic relations

Ladies are holding back from having babies. But not being held back is sex. At your place Tuesday, but same one could be at your neighbor’s on Wednesday. So how much truth do they share?

Like this customer holding two dresses said: “Charge one. I’ll pay for the other.” Salesgirl: “Can’t you charge the whole thing?” Customer: “No. Haven’t decided yet what I’ll tell my husband the second dress cost.”

She evolved a plan. Week she spent money she served the husband hash, hamburger, tuna casserole. Needing extra money if her friends were coming he got the hidden veal cutlet.

Said one psychologist: “Confessions are ridiculous. It’s like walking around nude emotionally. However, smart to share your previous sexual experience.” Why? “Because friends might refer to it. If he hasn’t already heard of your frisky past he could at any moment — so choose the right time.” Like while........

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