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RFK Jr’s AI Gives the US Some Needed Health Advice: What Foods Should I Put Up My Rectum?

Photograph Source: Gage Skidmore – CC BY-SA 2.0

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

Yes, the United States Department of Health and Human Services has some unique health advice coming from their website-based AI chatbot. A brave individual asked the AI what are the foods that are recommended by the agency to insert in the rectum? Kind of like asking about the food pyramid and such, but related to… your butt. Without hesitation or even a blush of the cheek, the response came back clear and decisive: bananas and cucumbers.

The question was asked on the official site, and solid information was delivered. It’s clearly an indication that all of the brain-drain and loss of scholars during the Trump regime have not toppled our position at the forefront of public health. No, all those canceled research dollars have not affected the caliber of information coming out of our nation in the slightest. Lesser nations may tell you to put absurd things in your rectum like arugula or even kimchi, but the United States health platform with RFK Jr at the helm will make sure that only the most correct and up-to-date information is........

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