“The Prime Minister, the patron in chief of cricket, and the Chairman of the Pakistan Cricket Board, a man who has contributed much towards interfaith harmony…”

“Interfaith harmony is not his beat.”

“OK but is there anyone, and I mean anyone in federal or provincial government, past and present, who has actually met with the Pope?”

“No, but I have it on good authority that our Punjab Chief minister has sought an audience and they are…”

“Stop it, Maryam Nawaz has not, I repeat not, sought an audience. Now if he was resident in Switzerland where her doctor…”

“Don’t be facetious. Anyway,........

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