Sucking up to Trump will always be a losing battle. Just ask Pam and Kristi

April 5, 2026 — 2:30pm

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My friend has a perfect pitch for a reality show for Paramount : Pam and Kristi’s Spring Break Barf-fest.

“With no figs left to give, fed up with everything, especially the mean boss who canned them, the girls head to Cancún. They hold each other’s hair back as they upchuck. And they sweetly keep up each other’s spirits. But then they lose their passports and can’t get back across the border. Ay, caramba!”

Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem may be crying in their margaritas somewhere, wondering where it all went wrong. What happened to the halcyon days when the president praised them as his beautiful helpmeets?

The disappeared attorney general and homeland security secretary – Pam Blondi and ICE Barbie to their critics – learnt the hard way that sycophancy has its limits.

In President Donald Trump’s first term, Jeff Sessions got dumped as attorney general when he wouldn’t put the kibosh on the Russia investigation. But these women were discarded despite their eagerness to do anything to please Trump — debasing themselves and desecrating their departments.

Trump broke the news to Bondi on Wednesday as they rode together in his limo to the Supreme Court, where he was trying to intimidate the justices into taking away birthright citizenship.

“I think it’s time,” he told her, according to The Wall Street Journal.

Justice Department staff members were quick to chuck Bondi’s portrait in the trash.

Noem was having a humiliating week as well. She is mired........

© Brisbane Times