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D*ckmaxxing? Don’t Miss Adam & Eve’s Penis Pump Deal

Score two Adam & Even penis pumps for 45% off.

By Gigi Fong | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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As a sex toy reviewer, scanning for sex toy deals is an important part of the job. Think: couponing — but make it sex. So imagine my surprise when I discovered that sex toy retailer Adam & Eve rose to the top of Google Trends for its penis pump sale?! Turns out, the brand is giving 45% off its best-selling max results pump and rechargeable pump (which is lowkey the perfect match for dickmaxxing adventures).

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Between ballsmaxxing (making your balls bigger) and spermmaxxing (optimizing your sperm), enhancements have been all the rage. Are they always healthy enhancements? Eh, not so much when you consider beings like Clavicular and the “by any means necessary”........

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