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A man who spends his spare time nuking AI OnlyFans chatbots—and AI Nick Land, interviewing AI Homer Simpson.

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I grew up in the age of what was called The Saturday Job. That is, the cultural tradition of under-18s working really menial jobs on Saturdays—stockist at the Spar, trolley person at Tesco, newspaper thrower. That sort of thing. They paid you in chump change and so-called “experience,” with the more enticing perk of being able to swipe free alcohol, cigarettes, and price guns, which you would of course take to a house party after clocking off and cover every single trinket in someone’s poor mother’s two-up two-down with a little yellow “£4.20” price tag. Point being: jobs were weird and stupid then, and........

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