Perhaps we should shut down womanhood until we find out just what the hell is going on here. The last couple of weeks have been more insane than usual, and everything has been insane for the last couple of decades, but this insanity has been mostly about the crazy things that crazy women do. And most of the ladies involved are women of pallor from the middle to upper-middle class. From bizarre social media imbroglios, like a mom demanding all the other moms stop sending Oreos to school because her kid isn’t allowed to have Oreos so no kid can have Oreos, to the hideous and morally bankrupt embrace of a psychotic killer who strangled her three little kids, there’s clearly something wrong in Chicksville. And it’s about time we say so.

But some of us on the conservative side warn that we shouldn’t say so. Why, we’re going to turn women against us if we criticize women, and we’re going to turn them into leftists. But you know what? It’s vital that we criticize women. Women are half of people, and there are a lot of stupid people out there. We need to shine the spotlight of clarity and truth on the idiots and watch them scramble like cockroaches under our scrutiny. Yes, we should criticize women. When women are a group that does stupid and evil things, we should say that they are doing stupid and evil things and that they should stop doing stupid and evil things.

Obviously, we should do the same for men, and there’s no shortage of critiques of men. No one ever hesitates to point out obnoxious behavior on the part of men that is unique to men. There’s even a name for it—“toxic masculinity.” And there are uniquely bad qualities to men, ways that men are bad that women are not. Because here’s the thing: men and women are different. And how they suck is sometimes different, too.

But we’re not supposed to say that about women. We’re not supposed to point out when women are uniquely bad, only when they’re uniquely good. We’re told that women are special. Girl power! We’ve all seen the pro-gal propaganda, the stuff that’s helped turn men into about 40 percent of college students. Women are praised for uniquely positive qualities associated with being women. But you know, diversity is not all awesome. If you have uniquely positive qualities, you’re also going to have uniquely negative qualities. And, as every single human being who’s ever met a woman knows, women can be bad in ways that men generally aren’t.

Oh no, now I’m being sexist. Well, what’s wrong with being sexy?

But if being sexist means........

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