'Twas the night before Christmas and all ‘cross the state

The temperature had fallen to a muggy 78.

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And at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, well after dusk

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Musk.

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All a-snug in their rooms, for a long nightly snooze

Unless Pete Hegseth came knocking with booze.

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The entire Trump clan, the whole ganze mishpocha

Were more than content, even the Carlson named Tucker.

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RFK Junior, dreamed of tasting a panda

Or looking for varmints to eat on the veranda.

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Tulsi Gabbard was assumed to be deep in her slumber.

But was whispering in her room to a Moscow phone number.

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Lara Trump saw herself in a U.S. Senate corridor

And thinking, “Maybe I oughta learn something ‘bout Florid-er”.

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In the next room, Guilfoyle was making plans for Greece

While Don Jr. was dreaming of his imminent release.

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So much contentment from all those on the make

Except for old Donald, who was restlessly awake.

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It bugged to him sit there........

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