Nepo babies provoke a unique brand of ire. Fittingly, they seem to bring out the toddler in many of us; a foot-stamping tantrum sense of but that’s not fair. These privileged golden children are born into guaranteed luxury and opportunity they haven’t worked for, and – we are convinced, despite never having met them – do not deserve.

Some nepo babies attract fury by lazing around on constant holidays, or securing starring roles far beyond their skill set, others because they indulge in wild-eyed, consequence-free party lifestyles. Brooklyn Beckham does it by making sandwiches.

This week he uploaded another of his infamous cooking tutorials to social media, where he turned his hand to – don’t be too proud to Google if you haven’t heard of it – burger and chips. He did them in that order, too: first he cooked the burger, and then, when he was finished, he cooked the chips. So, cold burger and chips, then.

For the uninitiated, you’ll have to take my word that this is an accurate description of events, not snark or a joke. But it is entirely factual to report that Beckham has previously uploaded instructional videos on how to make pesto pasta, a jacket potato with cheese and........

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