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Joe Biden’s Autopen Has Written A Memoir

The title of Biden’s memoir is Promise Me, America. And it promises to be a reinvention of the former president’s miserable term.

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Son-of-a-gun. Turns out Joe Biden’s autopen can do more than pardon Covid villains and free Yemeni terrorists from Guantanamo Bay. 

The former president has written a book. A memoir. Yes, that requires a memory, so very likely the octogenarian with the mental acuity of a Hungry Man Salisbury steak dinner had a lot of help. 

It’s available now for pre-order ahead of a scheduled November release. I know that because Joe himself told me in a glossy promotional video, apparently filmed in his Pledge-shined study. 

I’ve written a book about my time as President. It’s called PROMISE ME, AMERICA. It’s coming out November 17th and is available for preorder now. https://t.co/uMINr9efxS@littlebrown pic.twitter.com/yzWfZyD31A— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 15, 2026

I’ve written a book about my time as President. It’s called PROMISE ME, AMERICA. It’s coming out November 17th and is available for preorder now. https://t.co/uMINr9efxS@littlebrown pic.twitter.com/yzWfZyD31A

“It’s about the challenges we face as a nation, about the decisions I made, and why I made them,” Biden says in his berzia-berzia, mush mouth language we’ve all grown to love. It’s available for prorder now, the ex-president mumbles. 

Whoa! Now, we’ll get the whole truth and nothing but the truth from a man whose political love language is lying. 

In the video, Sleepy Joe is seen........

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