Oh, "When are you getting married?" There it is. The question that refuses to die, much like my patience every time you ask it. Honestly, that patience should be studied by scientists. It could be the eighth wonder of the world at this point. Maybe it's one of the things holding Pakistani society together.

In Pakistan, there are only three certainties: death, taxes, and someone at a funeral pulling you aside to ask, "When are you getting married?" because apparently, a grave is the perfect place to discuss rishta. Yes, Auntie. She is here burying a loved one, but please, do go on. Nothing says respect for the deceased like treating a graveyard as your personal matchmaking networking event. Perhaps she should bring a portfolio next time. Maybe a PowerPoint presentation. Really maximise the efficiency of the occasion.

In this circus we call life, you cannot even answer a wrong number........

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