RON HART: Tiger Woods — Law and Order SUV

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On the same day J.D. Vance was tasked with exposing fraud in government programs, Tiger Woods wrecked his car again. If J.D. wants to focus on frauds, he should follow this order: LA Hospice, Somali Learing Centers, and Tiger Woods Driving Schools. 

Of course, the media coverage of Tiger’s accident was immediate and breathless. Helicopters hovered. Experts emerged from wherever “expert storage” is located. Former golfers, current golfers, people who once mini-golfed — they all weighed in.

I like Tiger and I feel sorry for him. He has been through this a lot. He has been in and out of Betty Ford so often that there is a sandwich named for him in the cafeteria there. But nothing seems to help — except for Tiger maybe calling an Uber. (RELATED: Tiger Woods Announces He’s Stepping Away To ‘Seek Treatment’ After DUI Arrest)

Tiger was on top of the world fifteen years ago. Then his wife caught him cheating and chased him out of the driveway with an 8-iron (she felt a 7-iron was too much club). Tiger crashed into a tree at the end of his........

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