Overwatch's kickass gangster robot Shion is kicking my ass. Hard. I knew what to expect from the newest flanker's kit after seeing game producer Kenny Hudson demo her at a press event. I've been maining flankers all year, I thought to myself. She's kinda like squishier Vendetta. I got this!

Reader: I don't got this. My weapon accuracy has never been so low. I'm dying twice, sometimes three times as often as usual.

Shion is my weak point. I can do movement just fine. I know how to engage and disengage effectively as Vendetta, and, though it's boastful to say, I've yet to have another Sierra player outmaneuver me. I can do sharpshooting too! Sometimes. Ashe was my main before Freja came along. Plus, I'm not a bad shot with Cassidy and even get good results with Sojourn. (Okay, in fairness, Sojourn's a bit like firing grapeshot out of a cannon. There's so much stuff flying around that something's bound to........

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