When Derek Yu, the creator of Spelunky, partnered with a crew of brilliant designers to release a collection of 50 games (yes, 50 video games!) I assumed that I knew the outcome: I would lose my job, fail as a father, and be discovered years from now in an abandoned shack in the forest, ensconced by my filth and mumbling “You can’t take me away! I still have four more games to complete!”

And yet, here I am, a mere day after UFO 50’s release, reading about this massive collection of video games rather than........

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