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Broadway needs something to bring it back to life — but Pink hosting the Tonys won’t do it

Broadway ready to act out

Be still my heart. Exhale. Breathe in, breathe out. The Tony Awards are soon upon us.

Tis a time to curl up on the couch, hug your dog or whatever’s available, watch CBS from 8 to 11 p.m. on Sunday, June 7, listen to Pink, who’s this year’s emcee, plunge into stale potato chips and know it’ll be as exciting a night as celebrating your 35th wedding anniversary.

Understand, there can never be New York City without Broadway. No, not, can’t happen. Odds are Fauci will grow to 6-foot-10 before that happens.

Question is, que pasa — what’s happened to the former Great White Way? Biden will play racquetball before Broadway gets narrower. Teenage temp Mayor Zero Crapdammy will first become a right-winger.

Forget filth, garbage pickup, double parking, scaffolding, sky-high rents, stores shutting, pharmacies closing, doctors disappearing, one or two politicians you temporarily trust, impossible taxes, gasoline costlier than hookers, outdoor restaurants under bus wheels,........

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