Curator’s Note: 
In compliance with the Presidential Family Artifact Preservation Act (2022), the Mar-a-Lago Museum of Excess is proud to present highlights from The Ivanka Trump Childhood Collection — a doll archive numbering over 1,000, each doll dressed for power and trained in passive complicity.

Recovered from a crate labeled Golf Scorecards, Pardons, & Stars-and-Stripes Swag, the dolls chart Ivanka’s evolution from precocious heiress to plausible deniability specialist. The following selections have been made available for public viewing from the permanent exhibit archive:

Executive Barbie — Ivanka Signature Edition
 Titanium pantsuit. NDA launcher. Mirror whispers “You are the brand.”
 Catchphrase: “Daddy........

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