MILK MONITOR: Back in the day, a young student who’s assigned the duty of handing out free milk in his classroom.

LITTLE DONNIE

Tommy, you buy Mary her milk.

TOMMY

What the…

DONNY

Tomorrow, Mary will buy you & Jimmy one.

MARY

What the…

PETE

We don’t pay for any milk – it’s free.

DONNY

Don’t you have to use the toilet?

PETE

No!  I see a scam........

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