From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

TOMMY ELLIS

Hello everyone. Today is special, because my 5th grade elementary school former teacher Doris Hathaway is the guest. My best friend Jim Jasper and me spent two years together in her class. Ms. Hathaway always told us to follow our dreams. If that was true, then why didn’t she let us sleep in class?

Good mornin’ Ms. Hathaway.

DORIS HATHAWAY

Call me Doris. You’re an adult now.

TOMMY

You betcha. So Doris, I know you’re retired. What are ya up to?

DORIS

I travel.........

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