Trump's 'Completely Deranged' New Spin On A Tearful Tale Leaves Critics Agape
President Donald Trump on Tuesday brought back what used to be a staple of his speeches: people who spontaneously burst into tears in his presence.
But this one had a twist.
While Trump’s tales have typically featured people who cry when they see him, this new anecdote included someone crying on him.
“I just left a great group of people from Iowa, and half of them were crying as they talked to me,” Trump said at an event in Clive, Iowa. “I don’t think they’re crying because I’m doing a bad job. You know, in theory, you cry if you do a bad, they were crying because I’ve done a good job.”
Then, Trump brought in his trademark “sir” part of the story.
“They said, ‘Sir, you’ve brought our country back,’” he recalled. “Crying, crying.”
Next, Trump added his new twist.
“One woman was fantastic,” he said. “She grabbed me, and she put her head right there, and her tears are pouring all over my beautiful suit. I figured, I get it, and I checked it out, and there was a lot of makeup all over. I said, ‘What the hell am I gonna........
