Mark Andrews takes a wry look at the week's news

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Sounds irresistible doesn't it? An Austrian company which rents out public lavatories to building sites and music festivals is planning to launch a beer made from the urine it collects.

Who wouldn't want to experience that? Maybe it will start a trend, I'm sure it will be only a matter of time before every Z-list celebrity will be launching their own beer range, made from their own, ahem, waste product.

The thing is, I'm not sure the Oklopisner - see what they did there? - is as unique or original as they claim. In fact I thought that beer made from urine had been on sale for years.

It's called lager.

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