You tau know that I’m not a sportsman from anywhere, but Janoo and Kulchoo have suffered from such bad World Cup fever for the whole of this last month kay even I have become infested with it.

I watched that Egypt worses Argentina match, in which the Egyptians played football and the Argentines played kabaddi. Empire had hundred percent khaaoed rishwat because majaal hai that he should notice for one minute even what the Argentines were up to? And despite of the Argentines’ rondi, when the Egyptians did goal, he went and cancelled it. What cheeks, no?

And if he hadn’t taken rishwat, then that empire was an Islamoprobe. Like Trump and Elon Must and Nigel Faraar. Or maybe he was an Israeli agent. Mulloo says he wanted to make Argentina win because the Argentine president is besties with Satanyahoo (I thought Satanyahoo was besties with Modi. Maybe he’s a two-timer. Typical, waisay!) And Satanyahoo sent a message supporting Argentina and saying kay we are fully behind you. While everyone knows kay all of Spain and their sweet sa, handsome sa president is pukka pukka with Palestinians.

Although nothing happened for the longest time, the game was very........

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