Honestly! I’m so happy that we’re everyone’s top destination. Iran’s, Egypt’s, Turkiye’s, Saudis’. Isloo’s become a real adda, where they’re all coming for chat and chai, and to admire our Margallah Hills and open the Straight of Hummus. All except that damaad’s of Trump, that zehreela saanp, that two-faced Kuchnai [kuchhnai?] who started bombing Iran in the middle of peace talks.

Iran has tau said, saaf saaf, he’s not coming, okay? We said okay. Waisay, good radiance. Because koi pata nahin, he might have started bombing us also. Apparently, he’s a chapraasi of Netanyahu’s. Trump is his sussar but his real maalik is Netanyahu. He walks on his whistle only.

I said to Janoo kay ‘Despite of all your doom and bloom, dekh lo phir, we’ve come out on tops.’ He said he wouldn’t count his kitchens before they had hatched. ‘These are very sensitive, difficult negotiations. There could be many pitfalls.’ Aik tau he can never look on the bright side of anything. Kill joy jaisa.

One thing waisay, I’m not understanding: why is India getting so upset over Pakistan’s cool girl look? Bhai, their Foreign ka Minister said himself only that we are not a dalaal nation. Let........

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